Aristotle Onassis Comic: The Greek Tycoon Who Ruled the Seas

Aristotle Onassis Comic Cover

Aristotle Onassis Comic Greece Greek Gods Luxury Yacht

Greek God Hermes thinking about Aristotle and Jackie Onassis Comic Panel

Funny Aristotle Onassis Comic Sex with Goddess Athena Scene

All right, this Aristotle Onassis comic gets pretty risqué. But aboard the Greek tycoon’s luxury yacht, cruising the Aegean? Let’s just say the imagination doesn’t have to work very hard. Onassis (1906–1975) was known for his wealth, power, and seemingly endless romantic company. He was married twice — but how many affairs did he have? The sea keeps its secrets.

The shipping magnate married Athina Mary “Tina” Livanos, had a celebrated affair with opera legend Maria Callas, and later married Jacqueline Kennedy. He also owned the Greek island of Skorpios, where he was ultimately laid to rest.

So here’s my tribute to the Greek tycoon who made the sea his empire. Did Athena and Hermes really step aboard his yacht? Probably not. But with Onassis, the Aegean, a beautiful Greek goddess, and the god of travel in the mix, it feels like the kind of story that should have happened.

For more famous Greek faces, check out my Billy Zane comic: The Zane-tastic Odyssey. You’ll also probably like my Nick Giannopoulos comic and my Effie Stephanides comic.

And if you’re in the mood for adult humor that sparks your imagination, don’t miss my Kim Kardashian comic. Happy reading, and enjoy the ride!

P.S. This Aristotle Onassis comic gets pretty raunchy — but Greek mythology set the bar early: Pasiphaë, Queen of Crete, fell for a bull, and the Minotaur was born. So compared with the original myths, my comic is practically behaving itself. Oh, yeah — check out my Misato Morita comic, too. It takes place at Poseidon’s Secret Love Hotel…

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Aristotle Onassis Comic Greek Tycoon Who Ruled the Seas